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Nov. 12th, 2006 | 10:59 pm
seriously...
I nearly died.
o____o
WANNA KNOW WHY?!
I was on msn, minding my own business when I thought I saw something from the corner of my eye. I was like
^O^ JUST MY IMAGINATION! *TYPETYPETYPE* *slowlylooksover* *SCREAM!*
o____o
I
just
saw
the
hugest
spider
in
my
whole
16
years
of
life
staring
at
my
fingers
as
if
they
were
lunch!
O____O!
so what do I do?
grab the thing that is closest to me and attack!
....rubbing alcohol!
o___o
So I ATTACKED!
but it was all
*RUNAWAY*
and I was all
"*UPONCHAIRCRYING*OMGOMG!EW!AAH!I'MGOING
then I realized...
hosheet
It went under my story!
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
*liftsstory*
*ATTACKSWITHRUBBINGALCOHOL*
BUAHAHAH!
Spider: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!! *evilfrenchmanlaugh* *run* *triestoclimbcords**falls*
BUAHAHAHAHHA! *ATTACKSWITHTOWEL* *SQUISHSQUISH*
....all is calm....
^___^
then
the
towel
mOvEs
O_____O
WTF!
ARE YOU THE HULK OF SPIDERS OR SOMETHING?!?!
it comes crawling out all...icky and stuff
and I'm all
"T___T DON'T YOU EVER DIIIIE?!?!?!"
so I take my towel and SQUISHSQUISH!!!!
*checks to see if it's dead*
Spider: *dead*
......
my heart has never raced this fast since the day I was almost ran over by a semitrunk....
o_____o..
I nearly died.
o____o
WANNA KNOW WHY?!
I was on msn, minding my own business when I thought I saw something from the corner of my eye. I was like
^O^ JUST MY IMAGINATION! *TYPETYPETYPE* *slowlylooksover* *SCREAM!*
o____o
I
just
saw
the
hugest
spider
in
my
whole
16
years
of
life
staring
at
my
fingers
as
if
they
were
lunch!
O____O!
so what do I do?
grab the thing that is closest to me and attack!
....rubbing alcohol!
o___o
So I ATTACKED!
but it was all
*RUNAWAY*
and I was all
"*UPONCHAIRCRYING*OMGOMG!EW!AAH!I'MGOING
then I realized...
hosheet
It went under my story!
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!
*liftsstory*
*ATTACKSWITHRUBBINGALCOHOL*
BUAHAHAH!
Spider: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!! *evilfrenchmanlaugh* *run* *triestoclimbcords**falls*
BUAHAHAHAHHA! *ATTACKSWITHTOWEL* *SQUISHSQUISH*
....all is calm....
^___^
then
the
towel
mOvEs
O_____O
WTF!
ARE YOU THE HULK OF SPIDERS OR SOMETHING?!?!
it comes crawling out all...icky and stuff
and I'm all
"T___T DON'T YOU EVER DIIIIE?!?!?!"
so I take my towel and SQUISHSQUISH!!!!
*checks to see if it's dead*
Spider: *dead*
......
my heart has never raced this fast since the day I was almost ran over by a semitrunk....
o_____o..
*faints*